Slurry spreading . . .

Pigs in mud and manure, photo by Crispin Jones on Unsplash

‘Belfast Newsletter’ headline:

Man due in court after slurry spread before first Ballymena Pride parade

In truth, long before this ‘slurry spreading’, ill-advised or otherwise, sodomites and their perverted allies have contaminated the streets of many towns and cities by their brazen parading of their evil and abominable (Leviticus 18:22) unnatural and abhorrent lifestyle!

(For those from far away lands, “slurry” is “liquid farm manure”.)